Anyway the school deadass pays some middle aged balding white man to come in and talk to us about life and shit.
For the first like 30 minutes, I was fucking sleep.
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For some reason, they hand this nigga the microphone so the whole auditorium can hear it. Let’s say you’re online dating a girl and when y’all meet up, she got a weewee bigger than yours. ” I mean yeah at first it was funny 💀 but then security grabbed his ass and he got suspended for like a week.
BUT THE NEXT FUCKING PERSON WHO RAISES THEIR HAND MAKES ME WANNA SET A FUCKING SHORT BUS ON FIRE. "Little kid lover That way, people will know exactly where my priorities are at.